Eating Processed Meat and Red Meat Significantly Raises Risk of Death (Study)
Researchers at the Harvard School of Public Health examined data from more than 110,000 people and found that eating as little as two pieces of bacon or one hot dog a day upped their mortality rate by 20% over a 20-year period. A small, three-ounce serving of red meat a day (about the size of a deck of cards) increased mortality by 13%.
Seems worth it.
Mmmmmmm....bacon.....nom nom nom nom nom
L.A. Little League’s season was saved by charitable strip club, until officials decided to return donation
A Los Angeles Little League on the verge of ceasing operations because of rising costs and declining revenue was bailed out just before the start of the 2012 season by the least likely of all benefactors -- a strip club -- only to decide to return the donation after receiving national attention.
Come on! What better use for money from a place like that?
They weren't even asking for recognition or the kids to wear their logo. It was a "no-strings" donation!
Or was it a "G-strings" donation?
Discovery Terminates Relationship With 'Man vs. Wild' Star Bear Grylls
I bet it was due to his chronic halitosis.
You know, from eating gross shit and drinking his own piss.
Chasing cell phone, U.S. teen gets stuck in trash chute
A suburban U.S. teenager had to be rescued from an apartment complex trash chute after accidentally throwing away her cell phone and getting stuck when she tried to retrieve it, police said.
19! That hardly qualifies as a "teenager".
She HAD to be blonde!
Amish youth charged with drinking after buggy crashes police car
Four Amish youths were charged with underage drinking after they crashed their horse-drawn buggy into a police cruiser in upstate New York, authorities said on Monday. Police were dispatched to the town of Sherman on Sunday night in response to complaints about Amish youths drinking and drag racing their horse and carriages on the road.