Guess what I agreed to do?
I agreed to join the local Fire Department.
It's only volunteer.
Because I have a real job. (Ouch, BURN.) (Hahaha, I so punny.)
But seriously, it's a small department that only services a community of about 1800, so all the Firemen are volunteers.
I'm friends with some of the guys on the Dept.
Not sure exactly why they asked me to join.
I have a feeling it was to boost their annual calendar sales.
Next year, it's ALL me baby.
Maybe they just needed a bigger hose on the truck.
If you know what I mean. *wink,wink*
Regardless, next year I will be protecting the citizens of Jonesboro, Indiana from the dangers associated with improperly cooked Meth.
Or from trying to start their grills with a can of gasoline.
Or the dreaded burning leaf pile run amuck.
And let's not forget, decorating their walls with my Calendar of AWESOMENESS.
Training starts January 4th and runs until March 28th.
Wish me luck.