Thursday, September 8, 2011

My Wife Is Basically A Drug Dealer

My wife brought this home the other day:

I said, "Holy crap, Honey! You bought a WHOLE POUND of MARY JANE?!?! Geez, I hope we don't get arrested for this."

That's what happens when you buy "grocery" items from Lil Ta'Shaun down on the corner.

 Do you think eating a sandwich will cause me to fail a piss test at work?

P.S. It says "and friends". What's THAT about?


Anonymous said...

No, no, no, you have it backwards. It's BJ first, then P.

And I'm pretty sure it means a three or four way. And the good kind.

Brutalism said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha -- I heard that marijuana might be legalized...I just didn't realize it would happen so quickly. Do they accept coupons?

Momma Fargo said...

Nice. If they added whole wheat, I bet it's really good for you.

Coffeypot said...

A bag of Mary Jan that big could last me...oh...three or four days.

Pat said...

Boy do I feel old and square. (That's different! I usually feel old and round!) I never even HEARD of pot being called Mary Jane. I've heard of the pot being called black! Oh, that was sick, I know. Never mind. I'll just go to bed. It IS past my bedtime - 8:00 pm! Ha ha

Dr. Cynicism said...

So how long did it take you two to blow through a POUND of mary jane??


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