Thursday, September 8, 2011

My Wife Is Basically A Drug Dealer

My wife brought this home the other day:


I said, "Holy crap, Honey! You bought a WHOLE POUND of MARY JANE?!?! Geez, I hope we don't get arrested for this."

That's what happens when you buy "grocery" items from Lil Ta'Shaun down on the corner.

 Do you think eating a sandwich will cause me to fail a piss test at work?

P.S. It says "and friends". What's THAT about?

6 comments:

Joshua said...

No, no, no, you have it backwards. It's BJ first, then P.

And I'm pretty sure it means a three or four way. And the good kind.

Brutalism said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha -- I heard that marijuana might be legalized...I just didn't realize it would happen so quickly. Do they accept coupons?

Momma Fargo said...

Nice. If they added whole wheat, I bet it's really good for you.

Coffeypot said...

A bag of Mary Jan that big could last me...oh...three or four days.

Pat said...

Boy do I feel old and square. (That's different! I usually feel old and round!) I never even HEARD of pot being called Mary Jane. I've heard of the pot being called black! Oh, that was sick, I know. Never mind. I'll just go to bed. It IS past my bedtime - 8:00 pm! Ha ha

Dr. Cynicism said...

So how long did it take you two to blow through a POUND of mary jane??

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