Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Santa Came. But I Didn't.

I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend!
Christmas at the Adams’ was quite good.
No one actually vomited.
AND, there was only the normal amount of crying, but we’re used to my brother-in-law doing that by now.
I got some new boxers. They are in variations of blue and black plaid.
How awesome is that? ….. It’s like a license to skidmark!
I also got an airhorn from my six year old. That’s like the adult version of the Whoopee cushion.
I received a bunch of other cool unfunny stuff too.
The kids got a bunch of stuff to add to the piles of crap that they already have and are ungrateful for.
The wife got some stuff too.
I know, given the comments on my last post, that some of you are probably curious as to what she got.
Here’s what I got her… A Flip video camera, a new MP3 player, an iTunes gift card, an adaptor for using the MP3 player in her car, a Wii dance game and dance mat that she had wanted, some undies and socks that she asked for, and a bunch of chocolates and carmels and Reese’s cups.
And….
An I.O.U. for the dishwasher.
Because I’m classy.
And because Lowe’s was out of the one I wanted and didn’t want to sell me the next one up for the same price.
So, since I wasn’t willing to spend $150 more for it (even though I won’t put a price on love, I will put a price on getting screwed at Lowe’s during Christmas time), I decided to wait until after Christmas.
And to go to Sears.

6 comments:

hotpants™ said...

Nice title!

Coffeypot said...

Sounds like a great Christmas, Dude. Smart move on the washer, too. Also sorry about you not coming, too. After all the time and money, you deserve at least that…with someone involved and not alone, as usual.

Miss Yvonne said...

I've always wondered what the price was for getting screwed over. Now I know. $150.

Brandy Rose said...

I was the lucky one of the family who got to vomit over the holidays.

Momma Fargo said...

LOL. Glad there was no vomit or other body fluids. They are all just messy anyway. :)

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Dang......your wife got a whole lot more shit than I did!! Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a princess....

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