I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend!
Christmas at the Adams’ was quite good.
No one actually vomited.
AND, there was only the normal amount of crying, but we’re used to my brother-in-law doing that by now.
I got some new boxers. They are in variations of blue and black plaid.
How awesome is that? ….. It’s like a license to skidmark!
I also got an airhorn from my six year old. That’s like the adult version of the Whoopee cushion.
I received a bunch of other cool unfunny stuff too.
The kids got a bunch of stuff to add to the piles of crap that they already have and are ungrateful for.
The wife got some stuff too.
I know, given the comments on my last post, that some of you are probably curious as to what she got.
Here’s what I got her… A Flip video camera, a new MP3 player, an iTunes gift card, an adaptor for using the MP3 player in her car, a Wii dance game and dance mat that she had wanted, some undies and socks that she asked for, and a bunch of chocolates and carmels and Reese’s cups.
An I.O.U. for the dishwasher.
Because I’m classy.
And because Lowe’s was out of the one I wanted and didn’t want to sell me the next one up for the same price.
So, since I wasn’t willing to spend $150 more for it (even though I won’t put a price on love, I will put a price on getting screwed at Lowe’s during Christmas time), I decided to wait until after Christmas.
And to go to Sears.