Why is it okay to put a sign in your yard that says free puppies or free kittens, but not free babies?
Why is it that if your offer to mow the neighbor yard, that’s considered being neighborly, but if you offer to sleep with his wife, it’s not?
Why do both coffee and farts come from beans?......Could I open a store called Fartbucks?
The more you spend on a new TV, the better the picture gets. Why doesn’t that principle work with mirrors?
Shouldn’t the sticky tape side of a ladies panty liner be called the padlock?
Why aren’t copy machines called plagiarizers?
If I set my clock backwards or forwards an hour for daylight saving time, does that count as time travel?
If I turn my head from side to side while cheering for my favorite team, does that make me an oscillating fan?
If I ask a bunch of questions, why am I a questioner instead of an askerer?