Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Tuesday Quickie



Over Dinner Last Night:


10 yr old: “I bet not many people came to Adam or Eve’s birthday parties.”


Wife & ME: *laughing*


5 yr old: “Who’s Adam & Eve?”


Wife: “They were the first people God created.”


10yr old: “He made man out of mud, and woman out of glass. That way, if she was bad, he could smash her into pieces.”


Wife & ME: *laughing*


Wife: “That’s not true!”


ME: “He used one of Adam’s ribs.”


5 yr old: “So, he made Adam & Eve before he made Jesus?”


Wife: “Well,…kind of….”


Me: “Jesus always existed with God in Heaven, but came to Earth in man’s form later.”


5yr old: “I bet that before people, God & Jesus just sat around playing board games all the time.”


10 yr old: “Yeah, but it was probably like this”…*gets up and starts imitating the Old Man from the Pixar short who is playing Chess with himself in the park*….


Wife & ME: *laughing*


Wife: “Right…..because they are one in the same”



My kids.


I have no idea where they come up with this stuff.


23 comments:

hotpants™ said...

My favorite part...

“He made man out of mud, and woman out of glass."

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

The apple doesn't fall far from the big mouthed tree, does it?

Just Another Momma said...

Kids are so funny!

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Kids are typically good blog material....

Case in point right here. ;)

Coffeypot said...

Yep! He made man out of mud...that's why we act like pigs. And He made woman out of a rib close to the man's heart so she would know exactly were to put the dagger when the man acted like a pig.

Jules said...

When my students say the rib thing, I usually respond with, "Men and women have the same amount of ribs." They look at me all puzzled then I just shrug and move on.

I don't teach in a Christian school so it's not really in my curriculum to teach anything more.

Ellie said...

Glass. Well, at least we're sparkly.

Ellie said...

Glass. Well, at least we're sparkly.

Tony said...

Wow...your kids are smart, man. I didn't know who Adam and Eve were till just now! And who is this Jesus? Haha, kidding.

The Blue Zoo said...

Kids are just too funny sometimes!

mepsipax said...

So he can smash her. (In hulk voice) God SMash!!!
Ah, kids are fucking hilarious...and awesome blog fodder.

adrienzgirl said...

Glass so that when we(women) are bad, man can crush us? WTF? You teachin' your kids Ed?

Daffy said...

Ah dude...Adrienzgirl scooped me...I'm proud that your kids don't think Eve was created out of Adam's shit or something...

Heather Leigh said...

This is one of the many reasons you have children: entertainment. Other reasons are child labor and ensuring there's someone to care for your incontinent behind in your "golden" years. That convo is freakin' hilarious! I love listening to kids attempt to understand difficult concepts such as God or heaven. Not that we understand much either sometimes!

Cassie said...

Poor Adam and Eve with their sad lonely birthday parties

BeckEye said...

Adam was born with glass bones and paper skin. Tell your kids that, they'll know what I'm talking about.

ScoMan said...

I can imagine Adam blowing off Eve's birthday party.

"Yeah, I'd love to come. But I've already got plans"
"Plans? With who?"
"Ummm... the snake"

Moooooog35 said...

I don't get it.

Signed,

Random Jewish Guy

Forgotten said...

Do they think that Noah's Ark was like a Disney cruise? THAT would be awesome.

Travis said...

Dude.

Your child explained two parts of the Trinity using a Pixar film.

Get that kid a film deal, and just pass the plates.

Seriously though, that's kind of deep. Proud of him!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

if only he knew man was really made out of poop - not mud

GregoryJ said...

Actually, God made woman first. He gave her three breasts. She told him that two were all she could use.
So he said, "What do I do with the useless boob?"
And so, was made man.

stolen from film "Prairie Home Companion"

Secretia said...

It's because children don't try to control their imaginations!

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