I had to post this, because I'm pretty sure my truck is secretly a dinosaur, and I wanted there to be photographic evidence before it's too late and it eats someone like in the movie Christine.
The last couple of days, my truck has had some wicked looking teeth. I'm pretty sure these are for eating slow drivers and hitchhiking babies.
I know this all sounds crazy, which not only means it's most likely true, but seeing how I've only had this truck about a year, and it's quite possible that it's a Transformer like Bumblebee, but meaner and T-Rex-ier.
Maybe it's a Decepticon.
All I know is that it's good at hiding its vicious fangs in the summer, but come winter, it's feeding time.
I can't help feeling sorry for all those blue-haired Sunday drivers and wondering hobo infants.
See for yourself.