I’ve also decided that because I’m super good at being lazy, I should have my own Holiday, which will happen once a week. Everyone will be required to sit around and do nothing in honor of me. I will then reward the person whom I deem most observant of Holiday Lazy with a custom made nothing, because something would require effort and thereby take me out of the running to win it myself. I’m nothing if not a winner.
I love comments. Sometimes I think maybe I’ll quit blogging and just go around leaving comments for other people, because then I don’t have to think of as much stuff to say with my fingers. Usually, I’m pretty good at saying stuff with my middle finger, but my sign language skills are limited. What I’m trying to say, is that if you have word verification on your comments, you’ll most likely get no comment love from me (but I’ll still send you something through the air with my middle finger sign language.)
Also, if I’m not following your blog, it’s probably because you’re not funny, or because I’m lazy, or because you sneaked in here without my noticing. Possibly, all of the above. Still, let me know if I’m not, so I can
Today is Friday, and it’s payday, and allowance day, and Free Taco night at Taco Bell. Trust me. Just ask for the “FREE” taco. If they say they don’t know what you are talking about, just tell them I said it’s on the house. If they lie and say there’s still no Free tacos, then punch them in the throat. When the police arrive, tell them you want to press charges because they didn’t give you a free taco. Are you seriously still reading this drivel? If you made it this far, shout 1, 2, 3 in my comments and then punch yourself in the earhole for being that gullible.
There have been some really funny news headlines recently. That’s all I have to say about that.
I am posting a MS Paint picture sometime this weekend. Make sure you check it out. It’s a work of art. It’s artwork. It’s rokwart. It’s warkrot. It’s karrotw. It’s arrowtk. It’s fun messing with spellcheck. (Ha,Ha, spellcheck spellchecked spellcheck! That’s Fantasmigorical!)
Basically, what I’m saying is, I’ve said nothing this entire post.
Don’t you feel better about yourself after knowing that.