Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday.....Lazy ramblings about important nothing

I skipped TMI Thursday because I’m lazy, and because I am waiting until I hit 100 followers to unleash my biggest, baddest, bestest (screw you spellcheck) TMI postage of all-time. Honestly, even then, I probably still won’t post it because I’m a wimp <----read awesomeousnessest.

I’ve also decided that because I’m super good at being lazy, I should have my own Holiday, which will happen once a week. Everyone will be required to sit around and do nothing in honor of me. I will then reward the person whom I deem most observant of Holiday Lazy with a custom made nothing, because something would require effort and thereby take me out of the running to win it myself. I’m nothing if not a winner.

I love comments. Sometimes I think maybe I’ll quit blogging and just go around leaving comments for other people, because then I don’t have to think of as much stuff to say with my fingers. Usually, I’m pretty good at saying stuff with my middle finger, but my sign language skills are limited. What I’m trying to say, is that if you have word verification on your comments, you’ll most likely get no comment love from me (but I’ll still send you something through the air with my middle finger sign language.)

Also, if I’m not following your blog, it’s probably because you’re not funny, or because I’m lazy, or because you sneaked in here without my noticing. Possibly, all of the above. Still, let me know if I’m not, so I can secretly laugh at your patheticness start following you. In the legal way of course, because gas is too expensive for the other way.

Today is Friday, and it’s payday, and allowance day, and Free Taco night at Taco Bell. Trust me. Just ask for the “FREE” taco. If they say they don’t know what you are talking about, just tell them I said it’s on the house. If they lie and say there’s still no Free tacos, then punch them in the throat. When the police arrive, tell them you want to press charges because they didn’t give you a free taco. Are you seriously still reading this drivel? If you made it this far, shout 1, 2, 3 in my comments and then punch yourself in the earhole for being that gullible.

There have been some really funny news headlines recently. That’s all I have to say about that.

I am posting a MS Paint picture sometime this weekend. Make sure you check it out. It’s a work of art. It’s artwork. It’s rokwart. It’s warkrot. It’s karrotw. It’s arrowtk. It’s fun messing with spellcheck. (Ha,Ha, spellcheck spellchecked spellcheck! That’s Fantasmigorical!)

Basically, what I’m saying is, I’ve said nothing this entire post.

Don’t you feel better about yourself after knowing that.

18 comments:

Jessica said...

1, 2, 3 OUCH. I'm going for that free taco!

Dawn said...

yes.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

Guess what? I have like 0 men followers. I am COMMITTED to making you one of my very first. Guess why? I'm funny. I promise.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Okay, Mr. Ed...I've been following...don't believe you ever paid me back that favor. I USED to comment...don't believe I ever got that returned either. But, since travis and moooooooooooooooooooooog talk about you, you can't be too bad, and because they follow me, I must not be funny at all.

Jay Ferris said...

Well whaddaya know? I've been observing "Ed Day" daily for the past decade and didn't even know it!

Meagan said...

Martinis is really funny you should follow her! Don't follow me, I'm not funny, you would be bored.

Secretia said...

I might try the free taco thing!

ScoMan said...

We don't have a Taco Bell here. Such a shame, because I wanted my free taco. I normally don't eat tacos, but hey, the price is right.

miss. chief said...

I don't know but I think you aren't following MY BLOG ... and I know I'm funny so it's obviously your problem somehow.

Cassie said...

You aren't one of my followers and I'm one of yours. You implied that somehow that makes me not funny. Now since I crack myself up, I'm kind of wondering what the hell is wrong with you?

adrienzgirl said...

1, 2, 3, 4. Yeah I read it all. That's 3 minutes I can't get back, cause I read it on my Crackberry at the Fort in St. Augustine. It was like one of those movies that suck, but you keep watching cause you figure it has to get better, it has to get to the point at some time or other. Then you get to the credits and go WTF? Yeah, that was pretty much it.

But, we sniff each others butts. I guess I am a little funny. :)

Ya lazy bastahd. Get up and drive your wife somewhere would ya?

Love!

Johnny Virgil said...

Hey Mr. Ed! I've been here before, although I never commented. Thanks for stopping by (even though you're a dog person.)

Phillipia said...

123 - sorry not hitting myself for you or anyone else...

I wish I could write such good posts about nothing...then I would post every frickin day...and maybe even be funny...

Carol said...

Can I just skip the Free Taco and punch the punk behind the counter in the throat because he was reeking with attitude?
Personally, I don't give a rat's ass if you follow me or not. But usually get a damn good laugh from your posts.
PS - the kids costumes for Halloween were great. I used a stapler to make my kids costume!

Coffeypot said...

I know what you mean about being lazy. I am to and I hate it. So I have decided to change my ways and get out of this lazy lifestyle. And I will, too, as soon as I take my nap. Or tomorrow - the next day for sure.

kys said...

I celebrated your holiday and didn't even know it. Now, where's my nothing?

spleeness said...

Bring on the holiday! I'm in.

The Blue Zoo said...

Im always lazy, so do I get a prize every day?

Also - really wish I had a Taco Bell. Free tacos, or not.

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