Old Guy: "Think you can come over tonight and help me hook up my new computer, seeing how you're a geek and all?"
Wow! That's the first time someone has called me that (to my face). Way to butter me up there, big guy. You really know how to get someone to do something for you.
I mean, I know you were born before Starbucks (would that be b.s.?) and color TV, but you work at a computer all day too. I guess since these things stopped going "DING" after each sentence, and no longer required RIBBON, you gave up paying attention.