tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post6794838187810653879..comments2023-10-29T10:22:06.656-04:00Comments on Ed's Funny Pages: My Kids Are Funnier Than Me, And YES, I AM Jealous!Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-51963880086934349582011-05-07T12:31:28.967-04:002011-05-07T12:31:28.967-04:00Haha Eye Mart! Hilarious. Which parent do they tak...Haha Eye Mart! Hilarious. Which parent do they take after? You, I'm assuming?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08392659736792041857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-30655066050689729522011-04-28T18:54:23.731-04:002011-04-28T18:54:23.731-04:00Eye Mart!! Ha.
Yes, kids can be pretty funny.Eye Mart!! Ha.<br /><br />Yes, kids can be pretty funny.AiringMyLaundryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11051140760624657630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-30338174079269342342011-04-28T17:30:45.410-04:002011-04-28T17:30:45.410-04:00Bahahah the eyemart. Mommy's spankings are lik...Bahahah the eyemart. Mommy's spankings are like jellybeans in my mouth! bahahaha I LOVE IT.<br />Also your offspring make very valid points about easter. That shit was always confusing to me tooJenny DBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08071690430502276672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-41947829692886192672011-04-27T03:20:16.962-04:002011-04-27T03:20:16.962-04:00I have to get a wooden spoon for my 10 yr old to b...I have to get a wooden spoon for my 10 yr old to be scared of a spanking. The other kids all mind if I put them in time out. But damn that 10 yr old just doesnt learn! <br /><br />The car seat thing though, Im dead set on them staying seated and buckled. A few weeks ago the 4 yr old thought it would be a good idea to unbuckle when he saw that we were getting close to the house - I slammed on the brakes. After he smacked into the back of my seat and picked himself up off the floor he was pretty pissed. lol And I said "And THATS why you dont unbuckle!!" <br /><br />Yea, Im a good mom like that. =)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-75824111282348434152011-04-26T19:03:55.222-04:002011-04-26T19:03:55.222-04:00Kids freak me out, but this shit is funny. FO SHO....Kids freak me out, but this shit is funny. FO SHO.hiphophippie.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561378152859671489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-54221758013760633582011-04-24T12:20:01.566-04:002011-04-24T12:20:01.566-04:00Hilarious! Kids are great. I thought the same thin...Hilarious! Kids are great. I thought the same thing about my mom. Dad's spankings meant something. Maybe that is why she always threatened us with "telling dad"...<br /><br />Sorry to be commenting so late...was busy on vacation. <br /><br />I'm back!I know you missed me. LOLMomma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-67472858070102165612011-04-20T19:01:07.477-04:002011-04-20T19:01:07.477-04:00My Mom used to try and spank me and like your litt...My Mom used to try and spank me and like your little girl said it just tickled. I used to laugh at her and it used to just piss her off, I guess that's why I never listened to her.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16040588288272247628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-79410158094919492772011-04-20T12:59:24.967-04:002011-04-20T12:59:24.967-04:00Hi, Ed. Have we met? I think we're the same pe...Hi, Ed. Have we met? I think we're the same people, minus one child on my side.<br /><br />The jellybeans comment is hysterical. The Girl (3) says shit like that all the time. She took a drink of apple juice once and says, "Mmm. It's like an ocean in my mouth!" A few weeks later (after a night of tornado sirens), she ate something off her dinner plate and says, "Mmm. Is it like a twister in my mouth?"<br /><br />My thought: "What the fuck does that mean?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-85993925525996623522011-04-19T15:18:19.548-04:002011-04-19T15:18:19.548-04:00Women just do not understand discipline and the jo...Women just do not understand discipline and the joy of child abuse. Why beating those little shits down is such a rewarding experience and it lets them know who is the boss. And as soon as I get out of prison (on trumped up charges of abuse filed by some Liberal Democrat) I’ll come by and give you some pointers.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-3290454065322256582011-04-19T15:05:40.079-04:002011-04-19T15:05:40.079-04:00I cracked up. My Dad was always the tough one...it...I cracked up. My Dad was always the tough one...it was always, "Wait until Dad gets home." My mother had to spend all day everyday with us so it was easier to not be the bad guy. My Dad didn't see us as often and has such a gruff voice that just yelling was enough...that and I hate ever upsetting him (my mom not so much). I was never once, in all my life, spanked (by a parent *wink wink*) and while I probably deserved it once or twice I knew enough to know that when voices got loud I shut up and sat down. Nuf said. I never tire of seeing kids play one parent against the other--it's why I'll never have kids--I can continue laughing at things like that forever! haha.<br /><br />PS...kids put Houdini to shame--how do they manage to do things like that!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com