tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post8463865515104550200..comments2023-10-29T10:22:06.656-04:00Comments on Ed's Funny Pages: Memoir Monday: It's Amazing I Can Still Count To 10Edhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-71405296246510048462010-04-28T18:49:21.323-04:002010-04-28T18:49:21.323-04:00I'm guessing your middle finger was probably t...I'm guessing your middle finger was probably tougher due to all the "exercise" it gets on the road when all those little old ladies keep passing you...The Princess of Sarcasmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02574980588740035485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-26933676798969902932010-04-27T01:28:05.489-04:002010-04-27T01:28:05.489-04:00HAHAHA I'm laughing at your post and then also...HAHAHA I'm laughing at your post and then also at daffy's comment.. But really, are finger condoms real? I'm pretty daft myself because I'm considering it.. But I'm weird about germs and I think I would have felt a lot better about some of my sexual conquests if greasy teenagers had been wearin.. nevermind. But I don't think you're that stupid ed. At least it was something you couldn't really help. At least you didn't get your head stuck between the bars on the dock of the alligator plank at the zoo. I thought I was either going to have to get my head cut off, or it was going to be eaten off...carissahttp://www.carissajaded.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-33716710757086106252010-04-26T15:34:25.017-04:002010-04-26T15:34:25.017-04:00So that's how your dream career of being a han...So that's how your dream career of being a hand model came to a screeching end! On the bright side, at least when you flip someone off, your middle finger looks like it means business, Ed.Dame Nuisancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02627547725026239348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-15952852079754902952010-04-26T15:00:46.852-04:002010-04-26T15:00:46.852-04:00LMAO @ Daffy's comment! She is freakin hilario...LMAO @ Daffy's comment! She is freakin hilarious, isnt she? <br /><br />Seriously there's no way in hell I could top that...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-20617412371904278112010-04-26T14:35:58.294-04:002010-04-26T14:35:58.294-04:00What?! You got your finger caught between your leg...What?! You got your finger caught between your legs? DUDE...I'm pretty sure that isn't the hole you're suppose to stick it in.<br /><br />Getting dropped on your head really did a number on ya, didn't it?!?<br /><br />poor kid....<br /><br />Those aren't finger condoms btw...I think they were made for guys like MooogDuckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-22416839535961777462010-04-26T13:25:09.127-04:002010-04-26T13:25:09.127-04:00Aww finger condoms. You could probably get double...Aww finger condoms. You could probably get double duty out of those, Eddie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-23165163943270546042010-04-26T13:23:44.677-04:002010-04-26T13:23:44.677-04:00They sell finger condoms? Now you tell me....They sell finger condoms? Now you tell me....Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06151054558976153598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-60378006926138619342010-04-26T13:13:45.789-04:002010-04-26T13:13:45.789-04:00Well..that's what you get for wanting to exerc...Well..that's what you get for wanting to exercise and shit.<br /><br />The more you know.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-5333426963555293422010-04-26T13:11:42.932-04:002010-04-26T13:11:42.932-04:00Man, I have had my fingers pinched, and jammed in ...Man, I have had my fingers pinched, and jammed in moving bike parts so many times, that it got to where, when a chain came off or a wheel got knocked of balance, I would just stomp on my fingers before stating just to save time. Damn that was a long sentence. If you ever need to have skin scrapped off your finger, just stick it between the spokes of a moving wheel and getting your finger stuck between the wheel and the finder bar.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-78048988682019505392010-04-26T13:08:29.317-04:002010-04-26T13:08:29.317-04:00I think I'm with Travis on this one...this is ...I think I'm with Travis on this one...this is why you just don't exercise.kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-71310214573962113332010-04-26T12:57:29.666-04:002010-04-26T12:57:29.666-04:00Nice...finger condom. Thimbles work nice...NOT! Wh...Nice...finger condom. Thimbles work nice...NOT! Who knew bikes were so dangerous back then?<br /><br />And I am one of those hoes...I did both monday thingys...two weeks in a row. Can't you give a tramp a break?Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-58509384926424246972010-04-26T12:23:57.018-04:002010-04-26T12:23:57.018-04:00Dude. I want a damn finger condom.
But yeah, I d...Dude. I want a damn finger condom. <br /><br />But yeah, I don't think I've ever repaired a chain. Shit, I'll just buy a new bike, or just not exercise. <br /><br />I think we see which direction I went.Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886089228538677690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-50811551402763411472010-04-26T12:18:29.247-04:002010-04-26T12:18:29.247-04:00Do you think the whole injuries to the "ring ...Do you think the whole injuries to the "ring finger" on the left hand is a subconscious gesture of not wanting to put a wedding ring on it? Just wondering. I agree with you. If it happened a third time to that same finger, you should have just lobbed it off because obviously you're the type of person who can't handle 10 fingers. Just saying.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-69562369470474713672010-04-26T11:58:34.345-04:002010-04-26T11:58:34.345-04:00I've broken the same bones in the same ankle/h...I've broken the same bones in the same ankle/heel twice. I was sure that I was never healed from the first time when the second time happened, but they were two totally different injuries. <br /><br />Also, I was in the emergency medical field for several years and the only time I ever passed out from seeing something, it was when an ER Doctor was stitching some lady's finger. There was no blood, but the sight of the actual stitching...KKAAAAA(f'ing)BAAAAAM! Face first in the middle of the ER I went.<br /><br />When I read about your stitches, I started to feel a little queezy. No good.Jennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731184545249967031noreply@blogger.com