tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post4034267069831939173..comments2023-10-29T10:22:06.656-04:00Comments on Ed's Funny Pages: Tuesday's QuickiesEdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-12341080792889007202010-04-28T19:53:32.438-04:002010-04-28T19:53:32.438-04:00You know what they say "A bird in the hand eq...You know what they say "A bird in the hand equals sticky white stuff on your glove..."<br /><br />Oh. Wait. That doesn't sound right...<br /><br />"A bird in the sky...shoots sticky white stuff in your eye.."<br /><br />Shit. Hang on...<br /><br />"A bird in the hand is worth two in your bush..?"<br /><br />Hmmm <br /><br />Speaking of bush...I'm hoping you'll leave yours out of your sexay piccies!Tamara Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09424932082361923488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-14112645621378665182010-04-28T15:21:10.022-04:002010-04-28T15:21:10.022-04:00I once got hit in the head with the bird poo. Coi...I once got hit in the head with the bird poo. Coincidentally I was also hit in the head with an egg on Halloween. This may or may not be a vendetta.Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06151054558976153598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-72506288381109759032010-04-28T09:03:20.898-04:002010-04-28T09:03:20.898-04:00WHATEVER *eye roll* I smashed that blue egg in you...WHATEVER *eye roll* I smashed that blue egg in your hand. As you ran around in circles screaming like the little pansy you were I told you that was baby bird guts dripping through your finger.<br /><br />SNITCH<br /><br />Oh..yeah...way to avoid the bird shit big Ed. Totally post the pics. Anytime a spouse says don't, you should....Duckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-42040580740843295572010-04-28T07:22:49.454-04:002010-04-28T07:22:49.454-04:00As a little girl my loving sister (Daffy)and I fou...As a little girl my loving sister (Daffy)and I found a birds nest in the backyard. Oh two little girls looking at the eggs so cute! NOT!! Daffy took the egg through at me and then started shouting you killed a baby bird! <br />Gotta love the sis!Shamrockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14953311251396461524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-21276357289556699932010-04-28T02:05:33.984-04:002010-04-28T02:05:33.984-04:00My senior year of college formal.. I was all dress...My senior year of college formal.. I was all dressed up and a bird pooped on my head. I had a hair full of hairspray and there was really no getting it off... So yeah, shit happens...<br /><br />I can't wait to see your pics.. I've posted a few myself but it's been a while. I'm not a fan of my before's and I've almost erased them all from existing...carissajadedhttp://www.carissajaded.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-79337968489481810402010-04-27T21:14:18.950-04:002010-04-27T21:14:18.950-04:00Re: pigeon shit in Chicago - think of it as a litt...Re: pigeon shit in Chicago - think of it as a little token of our appreciation for visiting our great city!<br /><br />re: shit in the eye - the bird obviously missed his target - you!<br /><br />Can't wait to see the before and after pics. But please, keep Big Jim and the twins in the pants.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-42032252892447382522010-04-27T18:37:05.575-04:002010-04-27T18:37:05.575-04:00Did you tell her to start calling you shitleg?Did you tell her to start calling you shitleg?SurferWifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957211169192231576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-18295229244372966682010-04-27T16:29:37.489-04:002010-04-27T16:29:37.489-04:00Ward has been shat on by a passing bird...right on...Ward has been shat on by a passing bird...right on his head. Of course I laughed.<br /><br />If the wife is telling you it's not a good idea, you should definitely post it.Junehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04069628924644179384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-85677272484866055582010-04-27T15:38:26.661-04:002010-04-27T15:38:26.661-04:00It amazes me that birds shit in two colors, green ...It amazes me that birds shit in two colors, green and white, and they are not mixed together. Two distinct colors. Like egg white and the yolk. Think we are eating a form of bird shit for breakfast.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-45705035267641210782010-04-27T13:54:51.891-04:002010-04-27T13:54:51.891-04:00Bird shit in the eye!!?? EW! Gross and freaking hi...Bird shit in the eye!!?? EW! Gross and freaking hilarious!<br /><br />Glad you probably wont be nude. That would be all I need, to have the hubs all pissy cause I was checking out naked guys on the net!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-46087064967670996162010-04-27T13:24:16.378-04:002010-04-27T13:24:16.378-04:00I hope you put those square censor thingys where t...I hope you put those square censor thingys where they need to go on your pics.Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-18729135433373902322010-04-27T13:03:13.922-04:002010-04-27T13:03:13.922-04:00Aww. I'm inspiring! HEYO! I suppose I owe you ...Aww. I'm inspiring! HEYO! I suppose I owe you a link back now. Well, only if there are some quality ball shots. <br /><br />You know, just...ahem...send me those privately.Travishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886089228538677690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-31842180679860669932010-04-27T12:11:52.262-04:002010-04-27T12:11:52.262-04:00I would have totally started laughing at the guy w...I would have totally started laughing at the guy who got shat on by the bird. I would not have been able to contain it. :Dadrienzgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00189335015566616247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-24604188969911960232010-04-27T11:47:08.005-04:002010-04-27T11:47:08.005-04:00Thanks for the warning about the pictures.
Off to...Thanks for the warning about the pictures.<br /><br />Off to buy a spork to go scoop my eyes out now.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.com