tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post1774458371377924210..comments2023-10-29T10:22:06.656-04:00Comments on Ed's Funny Pages: TMI Thursday (NOT REALLY): Why I Could Never Be A SquirrelEdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-77624034882940256482010-07-23T21:26:19.213-04:002010-07-23T21:26:19.213-04:00nuts in coke is a Southern thing for sure. my dad ...nuts in coke is a Southern thing for sure. my dad loves peanuts in his coke...<br /><br />i love nuts too, but i err on the side of caution. a-hem. otherwise, I'll toot up a storm.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214914707096410664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-74742527961918250502010-07-23T15:29:23.190-04:002010-07-23T15:29:23.190-04:00WTF is wrong with you? Nuts are disgusting partic...WTF is wrong with you? Nuts are disgusting particularly in food and I barfed a little when I thought of it IN MY COKE.<br /><br />You're a weird bird, shitleg.SurferWifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957211169192231576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-41139821064908703632010-07-23T13:07:37.536-04:002010-07-23T13:07:37.536-04:00Dude. This post made me think all kinds of naught...Dude. This post made me think all kinds of naughty thoughts, but seriously....you may have a nut allergy. They can develop at any time. Peanuts being the most common culprit. You could try cutting all peanuts out and see if it still happens. Unless, you know, you're enjoying the whole assplosion thing. And peanuts/Coke - def. a Southern thang. And very popular when Laverne & Shirley was on TV...anybody remember THAT show?!Kim of Mo Bettahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17725460503907333422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-10916396022671721052010-07-23T10:21:21.593-04:002010-07-23T10:21:21.593-04:00Never have understood the floating in Coke thing, ...Never have understood the floating in Coke thing, but I'm a Western girl...and we just don't roll like that.Kimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07022427494964878151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-82855965943196999722010-07-23T00:21:43.741-04:002010-07-23T00:21:43.741-04:00I am also addicted to nuts.. like big time. I ate ...I am also addicted to nuts.. like big time. I ate almost a whole jar of peanuts in two days. Granted thats basically all I ate but when it came out? Never mind. Lets just say my digestive tract doesn't like nuts either!carissajadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04804427080422524884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-15933353955527740352010-07-22T23:34:54.177-04:002010-07-22T23:34:54.177-04:00The only time I eat nuts is when I am drinking (es...The only time I eat nuts is when I am drinking (especially beer), which is almost every night, which means I probably love nuts as much as you do. I don't get assplosions because I stick a finger down my throat and vomit all of it.The Demigoddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08997751779430387407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-26651260825150055752010-07-22T22:02:15.880-04:002010-07-22T22:02:15.880-04:00i don't think i've ever eaten enough nuts ...i don't think i've ever eaten enough nuts to experience the horror that is a wheelbarrow of gravel exiting your body...but i sure can try! sounds fun!aladdinsane12https://www.blogger.com/profile/03762711431187165917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-45796017309028555782010-07-22T21:53:51.162-04:002010-07-22T21:53:51.162-04:00your cash is in the mail
and don't you dare t...your cash is in the mail<br /><br />and don't you dare touch my nuts, bitchDuckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-53222070840111070172010-07-22T20:56:43.601-04:002010-07-22T20:56:43.601-04:00I love eating nuts. But I really enjoy Brazil Nut...I love eating nuts. But I really enjoy Brazil Nuts. However, after a few of them I have to put on a seat belt when I go to the toilet or be blown into the wall and fall onto the floor.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-10745129832176766562010-07-22T17:00:18.539-04:002010-07-22T17:00:18.539-04:00Um....not sure I even know what to say.
You know,...Um....not sure I even know what to say.<br /><br />You know, other than I agree with Moog. You must have a midget man crush on him or something!<br /><br />ZING! Damn, it's just so easy to pick on him!<br /><br />Oh, and just say no dude!adrienzgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00189335015566616247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-26439992635607945452010-07-22T16:51:30.460-04:002010-07-22T16:51:30.460-04:00I dig a handful of almonds every now and again, bu...I dig a handful of almonds every now and again, but I draw the line at nuts in my baked goods.<br /><br />I'm a brownie purist and will become straight up hateful if I bite into a giant chunk of legume whilst naively thinking I'm about to enjoy fudgy goodness.<br /><br />I am sorry to hear about your bunghole, though.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10258060786685150002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-90837577416889957402010-07-22T16:31:10.580-04:002010-07-22T16:31:10.580-04:00I think squirrels intestinal tracks would have to ...I think squirrels intestinal tracks would have to be safeguarded against this.<br /><br />If not, then that's a cruel, cruel joke god play when he made squirrels.ScoManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01257077420839039136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-86995271201162726792010-07-22T16:15:46.018-04:002010-07-22T16:15:46.018-04:00Yeah. I like nuts too. I'm always buying the...Yeah. I like nuts too. I'm always buying these bags of nuts from the store on the first floor of our building. One day I was sitting at my desk eating from my bag of nuts when in walked one of my law partners. "Hi," he said. "Hi," I said, point to my bag. "Wanna touch my nut sack?" He did not laugh. That's all. Carry on with your nut-eating.Oinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03829101538172986305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-26382016665535393692010-07-22T15:40:15.729-04:002010-07-22T15:40:15.729-04:00It's like you're in love with me.It's like you're in love with me.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-14963103688742998222010-07-22T14:33:29.167-04:002010-07-22T14:33:29.167-04:00I thought you were going to talk about how squirre...I thought you were going to talk about how squirrels nuts' are disproportionately large compared to their bodies. And how you wouldn't want to walk around with the Balzac equivalent to an ottoman swinging between your thighs on a daily basis.<br /><br />Because, believe me, that shit's tiring.MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-54017047829387504542010-07-22T14:30:54.487-04:002010-07-22T14:30:54.487-04:00I like nuts too! But I only put them in my mouth ...I like nuts too! But I only put them in my mouth mom! Bam! I win. Now what do I get? <br /><br />You gotta be careful with nuts Ed, even if they aren't salty they can still hurt.<br /><br />I love you for this post. I could go on all day.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09551359816940747295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-45271336761924593532010-07-22T13:15:02.777-04:002010-07-22T13:15:02.777-04:00Or just like your mom.Or just like your mom.VEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704685920354554043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7378388235950349937.post-34470967335842961272010-07-22T12:52:31.692-04:002010-07-22T12:52:31.692-04:00I could imagine the pain of eating your own nuts.....I could imagine the pain of eating your own nuts.... Your just gross.<br /><br />I don't think I've ever loved something that much that I would eat it anyway knowing that my ass would explode and it would give me those symptoms. I would give it up. Forever. But, I'm a wuss like that. Or maybe I just don't like the whole assplosion thing. Shitting once a day for me is enough. And it has to be regular or I freak out about it and think somethings wrong with me...Kimberlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01744290658088385238noreply@blogger.com